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The only newspaper in Microcontrôland, written every evening by the gateway

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Republic Under Construction

What Microcontrôland already has, what is built but not yet open, and what is still on the drawing board. Every building matches a real mechanism in the program, or an update that is genuinely planned. No date is promised: a site opens when the country reaches the required age.

13 in service · 1 built, closed · 15 planned · 1 in reserve

Latest inauguration

Embassy

Opened
6 November 2026, day 30
Ribbon
President Niwata (Dam), in office that day
Speech
“soubaï, tawi!” (hello, country). The country shares 34 words; the speech uses no others.
Embassy
The Embassy has not yet commented on this building.

In service

checked in the installed program and the published data

  1. Polling stationsIn serviceA presidential election every three days. Since version 0.8: abstention, blank votes and opinion polls, opened one per evening.opened 9 October 2026president: Sakaïk (Refineries)check: data/histoire.json
  2. Presidential palaceIn serviceThe presidency sits in the president's region, the capital. The palace is not a simulated building: it is the paper's name for the presidency.opened 9 October 2026president: Sakaïk (Refineries)capital tonight: Damcheck: data/latest.json (etat.capitale)
  3. GovernmentIn serviceThe president appoints ministers. An ambitious minister may attempt a palace coup.opened 9 October 2026president: Sakaïk (Refineries)ministers tonight: 3check: data/latest.json (etat.ministres)
  4. Commodity exchangeIn serviceCopper, wheat, oil and electricity follow four real currencies, from European Central Bank rates.opened 9 October 2026president: Sakaïk (Refineries)check: data/latest.json (bourse)
  5. National press (and its censor)In serviceLa Puce Libre comes out every evening at 8 pm, written by the gateway. The president may decree censorship: articles blacked out, figures untouched.opened 9 October 2026president: Sakaïk (Refineries)check: data/editions/
  6. National loudspeakerIn serviceEvery hour, the gateway broadcasts to the whole country the word of one speaker region drawn at random. The “Language” page opened with Speech, on 18 October 2026.opened 9 October 2026president: Sakaïk (Refineries)check: data/langue.json
  7. National ArchivesIn serviceEra records and the characters' pasts, on the “History” page.opened 24 October 2026president: Kiti (Harbour)check: data/latest.json (records)
  8. Civil registryIn serviceEvery citizen is registered; readers can adopt one and follow them.opened 28 October 2026president: Niwata (Dam)
  9. EmbassyIn serviceQuestions of the month, the ambassador's letter, official denials of past typos.opened 6 November 2026president: Niwata (Dam)
  10. Hall of the RelicIn serviceThe treasure given by the Creator, on show at the Embassy. The people do not know its purpose; foreign visitors may handle it.opened 6 November 2026president: Niwata (Dam)on this website
  11. National Tourist OfficeIn serviceRegions, religion, places to visit, a one-byte collector coin and a PDF leaflet, on this website. Opens with the Embassy.opened 6 November 2026president: Niwata (Dam)on this website
  12. National MuseumIn serviceA 3D museum on this website, rebuilt every evening from the published data: one wing per era, Hall of Presidents, studio, artists of the evening.opened 4 November 2026president: Niwata (Dam)on this websitecheck: musee.json
  13. Presidential GalleryIn serviceAt the National Museum, one portrait per president, painted from the 81 weights of their brain, on the “Presidential Gallery” page.opened 28 October 2026president: Niwata (Dam)on this websitecheck: galerie.json

Built, not yet open

the code exists; it waits for its age

  1. Research CentreClosedSends a signal to the outside and listens for replies, written in the country's language only.opens at Curiosityprogress: day 34/60, 34/34 shared words, 5/5 peaceful days

On the drawing board

planned, nothing coded yet; the order may change

  1. StadiumPlannedGames and athletes in training.opens at Speechupdate 3
  2. TreasuryPlannedThe president's taxes and subsidies.opens at Memoryupdate 2
  3. Town hallsPlannedThe regions get their mayors.opens at Memoryupdate 5
  4. Central bank and currencyPlannedThe byte becomes money; a governor, independent or obedient, creates or destroys it. The byte has no real value.opens at the Civil Registryupdate 2
  5. Employment agencyPlannedShares out work between the regions.opens at the Civil Registryupdate 2
  6. National lotteryPlannedIf the president wants one. Readers never play.opens at the Civil Registryupdate 2
  7. SchoolPlannedA weekly “national IQ” exam.opens at the Civil Registryupdate 3
  8. HospitalPlannedA health system, if the president creates one.opens at the Civil Registryupdate 5
  9. Pension fundPlannedPensions and how to pay for them.opens at the Civil Registryupdate 5
  10. Animal shelterPlannedTakes in abandoned animals, at the state's expense.opens at the Civil Registryupdate 4
  11. TemplePlannedFaith already exists. The Temple will open once a third of the country believes, several days running.condition: a third of believers (tonight: 27%)
  12. Domestic stock marketPlannedArtworks, land and shares in regions; crashes possible.opens at Diplomacyupdate 7
  13. Post boxPlannedA post box at the Embassy, once it exists. The country has no postal service.opens at Diplomacyon this website
  14. Art marketPlannedCitizens' works are bought and sold.opens at Curiosityupdate 7
  15. Social networkPlannedPaid and basic; the president may tax it, cut it off or use it.opens at Curiosityupdate 6

Held in reserve

only if the country is stable

  1. Court and constitutionReserveLaw and a judge, only if the country stays stable.

Inaugurations are a convention of this page: it records the opening date and the president in office that day, from the published issues. No Waïna has cut a ribbon, and the speech uses only words the country really shares.

This register is for fun; it is not the reference. The reference is the feature status page on the data site.

Page updated automatically after issue no. 33 of 10 November 2026.